This January, it is time to celebrate the mercenary streak in every Dogue De Bordeaux. The only thing that would be truer than this shirt is one explaining my DDB would trade me for a Cheese Pizza (oh, in a heartbeat!!!).
“I ♥ My Dogue de Bordeaux! The dog, however, would trade me in for a jar of peanut butter”
I purchased mine here.* It’s a nice fine cotton material, which explains the cost I guess. Life is too short to wear a scratchy T-Shirt….
You’ve heard of DINAS dogs (dogs who should not be crowded and are usually identified by yellow ribbon, yellow bandanas or in the case of my little guy, a bright orange lead with NO DOGS emblazoned on it) – well now there is a T-Shirt for the Introverts amongst us (Me, obviously) who would like people to move out of their personal space. And stop talking to them. Right now. Please. Why are you still talking?
This awesome design is available through TeeTurtle here. The sizing runs a bit small, mine is a little tighter than I am used to. So order up unless a compression bandage is soothing for you.
Maybe it was just an internet hit in Australia, but the ACTIVEWEAR comedy sketch by Skit Box (parodying the growing number of people donning their exercise clothing for everything BUT going to the gym) became a T-Shirt campaign through “Represent”.
Of course, I could not resist. I can sort of stretch this one to be vaguely dog-training related… but in reality, a somewhat cynical prediction of the probability of me ever going to the gym.
Arguably the greatest muppet character of all time is the Swedish Chef. Now I can celebrate happy childhood memories and happy morning memories, all in one great Shirt available from Tee Public.
Not at all dog training related (unless you count the tendency of oversized and toothy beasts chasing you down at great speeds to fit the bill…), but I found this shirt hilariously funny.* Lacking impulse control, I purchased it.
I’m a person who likes shirts with funny sayings or logos. Almost every shirt I own is vaguely inappropriate in some setting or another, but they make me laugh and that’s what counts.
I purchase T-Shirts regularly enough that I’ve decided to post the funniest or least appropriate shirt received every month.
This one was designed by The Dog Snobs and contains one of the phrases uttered most often by my trainer…
No! Your OTHER Left!
Mine is a pretty purple but as it is currently in the wash, here is the Teespring Stock Photo for your viewing pleasure.
A Dog's Life! 
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